Thursday, October 08, 2009

 
Rocco and the Twins


ROCCO
Well the Pesticcie Twins! How do you react to the latest?
South Philly kid killed in Afghanistan. Ranger.

P1
Dead for a pile of rocks!

ROCCO
Perhaps slightly more complex than that, though I understand where you’re coming from. At any rate, how do you keep silent for this long, Pesticcie 2?

P2
Die for the system and the system dies.

ROCCO
I though it was just the opposite: way to keep the system going
is to die for it. All the patriots, all their last words and all?
Noble deeds all OVER the fuckin place.

PI
Corruption devours the young.

P2
Throw some loudmouth old men into the battles.
Then they’d end.

ROCCO
I guess the GOP is making a mistake trolling for your votes?

P1
War pigs!

P2
War pigs!

ROCCO
Come by more often. You two make me sound like a conservative.


Rocco discovers he’s a moderate.





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