Monday, December 21, 2009
Station Manager and Reporter
-So, switching formats. From right wing zany radio to--?
-Soft Rock. Our studies said we were losing demographic under fifty. And, by the way, we always strove for a balance, so your right wing comment...
-Uh huh. Sure. Listeners’ guts so torqued with hate, they can't
shit. So, you may lose the laxative accounts, but you’ll pick up
cosmetics, cyber stuff and, concert promotions, etc. Unfortunately, of course, your staff spewers hafta go. Shame! All their unctuous-grease promos for Rush and Sean!
-Some not comfortable with the new format, and therefore...
-They’ll find gainless employment elsewhere. No problemo!
Ever try to listen to AM at night here. It’s to the right of Hitler–
and they haven’t even started on the Jews yet. So maybe your ex-employees’ll put them over the top--pick up a furnace sponsor or two.
-You’re an opinionated young man. I’ll be afraid to read this article.
-Nah. Don’t be. It’ll end up press release boilerplate. Don’t worry! But I do let everything fly on my blog. Unfortunately that’s only read by my mother and six or seven Lefties just as bat-shit crazy as your old Righties.
-So, switching formats. From right wing zany radio to--?
-Soft Rock. Our studies said we were losing demographic under fifty. And, by the way, we always strove for a balance, so your right wing comment...
-Uh huh. Sure. Listeners’ guts so torqued with hate, they can't
shit. So, you may lose the laxative accounts, but you’ll pick up
cosmetics, cyber stuff and, concert promotions, etc. Unfortunately, of course, your staff spewers hafta go. Shame! All their unctuous-grease promos for Rush and Sean!
-Some not comfortable with the new format, and therefore...
-They’ll find gainless employment elsewhere. No problemo!
Ever try to listen to AM at night here. It’s to the right of Hitler–
and they haven’t even started on the Jews yet. So maybe your ex-employees’ll put them over the top--pick up a furnace sponsor or two.
-You’re an opinionated young man. I’ll be afraid to read this article.
-Nah. Don’t be. It’ll end up press release boilerplate. Don’t worry! But I do let everything fly on my blog. Unfortunately that’s only read by my mother and six or seven Lefties just as bat-shit crazy as your old Righties.
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