Tuesday, January 05, 2010
The Robot Feels Me Up
-The robot feels me up.
-That’s you. Sex in everything.
-You like it I suppose.
-Wish it’d go further.
-Men are filth! But that’s not news.
-No, it’s not. But I’ll inquire about plugging in a less intrusive module.
-Thank you. The Age of Electronic Chivalry is not dead!
-Something like that. Let’s...just get by.
-Can life become more stupid? Patted down every time you leave your house!
-Republicans wanted only if going on trip of more than five miles.
-Yeah they’re for FREEDOM. Cue laughter.
-So I could drive four miles with a rectum bomb and get on the Helo-Bus
and blow it up over the city!
-For what reason?
-Don’t hafta have one. All the ridiculous causes are dead.
-Along with religion. All hail!...something.
-Whatever.
-The robot feels me up.
-That’s you. Sex in everything.
-You like it I suppose.
-Wish it’d go further.
-Men are filth! But that’s not news.
-No, it’s not. But I’ll inquire about plugging in a less intrusive module.
-Thank you. The Age of Electronic Chivalry is not dead!
-Something like that. Let’s...just get by.
-Can life become more stupid? Patted down every time you leave your house!
-Republicans wanted only if going on trip of more than five miles.
-Yeah they’re for FREEDOM. Cue laughter.
-So I could drive four miles with a rectum bomb and get on the Helo-Bus
and blow it up over the city!
-For what reason?
-Don’t hafta have one. All the ridiculous causes are dead.
-Along with religion. All hail!...something.
-Whatever.
