Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Republican Plot
to eliminate stale hippies?* In
an unintended consequence,
proceeds from memorial
garage sales hence, featuring
shredded jeans, Eastern robes,
bongs of remembrance &
banners saving whales, a mis-
cellany of tie-dies, all sold
to crazy kids, could ding
the Party, grand & old.
*Trader Joe's Company of Monrovia, Calif., is voluntarily expanding the recall of the Trader Joe's Chocolate Chip Chewy Coated Granola Bars...potential to be contaminated with salmonella... -AP
Labels: GOP, granola, hippie, recall, unintended consequence
