Tuesday, May 25, 2010

 
Party of No


-How do you counter Party of No, Mr Candidate?

-I say Party of No all right! No to stealing
our Constitution! No to Socialism! No...!

-I get the idea. And it's lousy. Every time you repeat
the language of a charge you lodge it further into
the sucker's head!

-Well what...?

-Positive! Party of Yes! Yes to Founding Fathers' Vision!
Yes to...!

-Too highbrow! How do you smash them with Socialism that way? I mean really smash!

-More snidely. We don't want the reporters to bring up the
frozen-ass countries like Sweden, Denmark and Norway
where it works.

-Shit! Nothing works! Aren't they broke too? Like us?

-You have a tendency to steer towards academic discussion.
It's okay to appear fair. But ram it up Dems' ass
every second!

-But they'll point out that some social programs loved
by our own people.

-Insidious! Tearing the fabric of fuckin Freedom! Get it?

-Doesn't everything? Really?

-And you're not running for mayor of Copenhagen!

-Wish I was. Tivoli nice.


AFTERWARD

-Don’t take this unkindly, but your candidate's the dumbest
bastard I've encountered in this work.

-Kind to his dogs.

-So was Hitler, but he was smart before the Jew hate
ate him from the inside out.

-Well nothing’s gonna eat our boy! We keep him simple.

-Watch out for Race: he’ll blunder.

-Hey he’s married to a Black!

-What?

-Well, deeply-tanned from Alabam. Beach bunny.

-Better bleach her up! To be on the safe side.

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