Friday, July 23, 2010
Two Republican Operatives Running Tea Party
1) Man! We’ve done wonders!
2) But never a rest for old wheeler-dealers!
1) Why we could schedule a moon-in at the White House and thousands...!
2) Nobody wants to see old assholes.
1) Just an example. At any rate, a toast to our patron saint, Ronald Reagan!
2) Barry Goldwater.
1) We can have two.
2) Three. Include Joe Goebbels.
1) You’re kidding!
2) Take away the alleged atrocities, and a communications genius light years ahead of his time.
1) Yeah but...
2) Now don’t get all politically correct on me!
1) I’m shocked. And...wouldn’t want our little
conversation to...
2) I trust you.
1) Shouldn’t, or anybody. What if I went to Washington Post?
2) I’d have you killed.
1) Uh huh?
2) Remember that scene in Bourne? Where he snaps Guardian reporter to: This is not a story in a newspaper.
These people will kill you.
1) Sounds deadly serious. You’re pulling my leg, yes?
2) If you wish.
1) Man! We’ve done wonders!
2) But never a rest for old wheeler-dealers!
1) Why we could schedule a moon-in at the White House and thousands...!
2) Nobody wants to see old assholes.
1) Just an example. At any rate, a toast to our patron saint, Ronald Reagan!
2) Barry Goldwater.
1) We can have two.
2) Three. Include Joe Goebbels.
1) You’re kidding!
2) Take away the alleged atrocities, and a communications genius light years ahead of his time.
1) Yeah but...
2) Now don’t get all politically correct on me!
1) I’m shocked. And...wouldn’t want our little
conversation to...
2) I trust you.
1) Shouldn’t, or anybody. What if I went to Washington Post?
2) I’d have you killed.
1) Uh huh?
2) Remember that scene in Bourne? Where he snaps Guardian reporter to: This is not a story in a newspaper.
These people will kill you.
1) Sounds deadly serious. You’re pulling my leg, yes?
2) If you wish.
Labels: Republican Tea Party
