Thursday, August 26, 2010
Battered Nation Has Endured a Singular Viciousness
The Republican Primary. Winner intends to prevail the same bloody way over a despised Democrat.
Petitioners will line up should this comes to pass:
We are the rich and want more!
-Done!
We are the poor and want anything!
-Get yourself off awaiting the Great Trickle-Down!
We are the workers. Stop your friends from shipping our jobs overseas!
-Next, you. Be Chinese now and shut up about it!
We are the middle class. Preserve our entitlements!
-We'll rip the Socialist tit from your sucking mouth.
Not really but live in perpetual fear. That's our keystone.
We are the Neocoms and Armaments Gombahs. Give us another colonial war! Iran overripe!
-Keep shoveling the cash this way and we'll check the entrails.
The Republican Primary. Winner intends to prevail the same bloody way over a despised Democrat.
Petitioners will line up should this comes to pass:
We are the rich and want more!
-Done!
We are the poor and want anything!
-Get yourself off awaiting the Great Trickle-Down!
We are the workers. Stop your friends from shipping our jobs overseas!
-Next, you. Be Chinese now and shut up about it!
We are the middle class. Preserve our entitlements!
-We'll rip the Socialist tit from your sucking mouth.
Not really but live in perpetual fear. That's our keystone.
We are the Neocoms and Armaments Gombahs. Give us another colonial war! Iran overripe!
-Keep shoveling the cash this way and we'll check the entrails.
Labels: Republican Primary
