Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Presidential Candidate
-Do I hafta chime in on every fuckin thing? I mean some of these matters are local, really. Best handled by the local shitheads.
-Once matters get the ink, and the opposition lards on the toxic symbolism...?
-Then I’m to show I’m informed and...
-strong!
-Especially when I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about!
-But we do, and John Q senses it.
-Yeah? How do you know that?
-Focus groups.
-Then you’re divining it. I’ve witness such groups. Clots of inarticulate suet.
-Revelations!
-Yeah, uh huh. Like, such black magic’ll get me the presidency!
-We’re sprinkling you with incense as we converse.
-Do I hafta chime in on every fuckin thing? I mean some of these matters are local, really. Best handled by the local shitheads.
-Once matters get the ink, and the opposition lards on the toxic symbolism...?
-Then I’m to show I’m informed and...
-strong!
-Especially when I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about!
-But we do, and John Q senses it.
-Yeah? How do you know that?
-Focus groups.
-Then you’re divining it. I’ve witness such groups. Clots of inarticulate suet.
-Revelations!
-Yeah, uh huh. Like, such black magic’ll get me the presidency!
-We’re sprinkling you with incense as we converse.
Labels: focus group, political advisors, presidential candidate
