Friday, September 24, 2010
Rocco and Wiseass Wally
WALLY
Your Democrats are below pitiful! Republicans throw
bushel baskets of shit at them hourly and they
lisp "Ith a lie!" And girly-pout at such awful meanness!
ROCCO
I have more tolerance. They refuse to legislate
and must have something to do. So, Big Lie
Technique Repubs have learned at Mama's icy tit.
WALLY
They're just filling the vacuum of Democrat's dumbness!
ROCCO
Nature abhors etc. Or is that Nature's a whore?
WALLY
Keep wandering! Your opponents go straight to the jugular!
ROCCO
They’re a a dopey burlesque and fool no one.
Death Panels indeed! Just got Grandma off the booze
and now the Democrats are gonna execute her!
WALLY
Laugh on, Macduff, but that kind of egregious shit sticks.
ROCCO
Only in the voting troglodyte's mind!
WALLY
At any rate, Democrat and their professors are
gathering themselves right now to compile a dossier
of Republican whoppers. And forge something forceful!
ROCCO
Be a long meeting!
WALLY
In two rooms.
ROCCO
Why two?
WALLY
One's for footnotes.
Rocco argues with any who come into view in South Philadelphia. He’ll even chase some down.
Labels: Death Panel, Democrat abstraction, Republican Whoppers
