Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Two Reactionaries Presently in Office–-
Indulging in Aged Bourbon
-How come you never hear legislative ladies
talk about their husbands?
-What's to say? They're pussies! How could it be
otherwise, married to a dragon?
-Can’t we run history backwards and take the vote away?
-Back to '17? Nah. Let's look forward! We're modern, hah hah.
-All right then, I'll introduce an amendment forbidding
them bicycles.
-So they can't pedal their ass around the block?
-Good one! And the car!
-Chip away, huh?
-Making up in the rearview mirror and babbling on cell phones! Danger to their various communities!
And we know they can't park one: All that particular silly pantomime disrupts commerce!
-Agreed. But the big one is voting and, not incidentally,
opposition gets the lion’s share of them.
-So many bleeding hearts!
-I got it! Science! We commission a huge study by a Christian
college: Women temperamentally unsuited to vote, therefore...
-Not at present, but let's not give up on this.
-Where there’s a will...
-there’s a slow, sneaky program.
-How can I get a dick implant?
-I don’t know but our party needs one. We shouldn’t have to
even bother with all this feminist crap.
Indulging in Aged Bourbon
-How come you never hear legislative ladies
talk about their husbands?
-What's to say? They're pussies! How could it be
otherwise, married to a dragon?
-Can’t we run history backwards and take the vote away?
-Back to '17? Nah. Let's look forward! We're modern, hah hah.
-All right then, I'll introduce an amendment forbidding
them bicycles.
-So they can't pedal their ass around the block?
-Good one! And the car!
-Chip away, huh?
-Making up in the rearview mirror and babbling on cell phones! Danger to their various communities!
And we know they can't park one: All that particular silly pantomime disrupts commerce!
-Agreed. But the big one is voting and, not incidentally,
opposition gets the lion’s share of them.
-So many bleeding hearts!
-I got it! Science! We commission a huge study by a Christian
college: Women temperamentally unsuited to vote, therefore...
-Not at present, but let's not give up on this.
-Where there’s a will...
-there’s a slow, sneaky program.
-How can I get a dick implant?
-I don’t know but our party needs one. We shouldn’t have to
even bother with all this feminist crap.
Labels: feminism. women's vote, reactionary, women
