Monday, December 06, 2010
Campaign In Gear
-It's official! Squeaker, but we won!
-Well squeaker’s your fuckin fault. What the fuck
you been doing?
-Anti-incumbent fever. We hadda beat that!
But, let's celebrate now!
-Let's not. We start in the office tomorrow first thing!
And turning up the jets right away.
-Of course. What...?
-Well you dropped the queer hint into the last week.
-Might’ve been the edge.
-Possibly, but I want ten, twenty point margin next time!
-But, caution! Just still hints at first--we want him
picked again.
-Of course they'll pick him: he fuckin near beat me!
-I got you. We built up to a crescendo where he's
a flaming faggot by election time.
-I like those little cartoon-y ones where a dress
floats around and then lands on him, like.
-We can do that, of course, but, we don’t wanna
one-issue campaign!
-Who says? You gotta get more prick in you fast!
Like Karl Rove!
-It's official! Squeaker, but we won!
-Well squeaker’s your fuckin fault. What the fuck
you been doing?
-Anti-incumbent fever. We hadda beat that!
But, let's celebrate now!
-Let's not. We start in the office tomorrow first thing!
And turning up the jets right away.
-Of course. What...?
-Well you dropped the queer hint into the last week.
-Might’ve been the edge.
-Possibly, but I want ten, twenty point margin next time!
-But, caution! Just still hints at first--we want him
picked again.
-Of course they'll pick him: he fuckin near beat me!
-I got you. We built up to a crescendo where he's
a flaming faggot by election time.
-I like those little cartoon-y ones where a dress
floats around and then lands on him, like.
-We can do that, of course, but, we don’t wanna
one-issue campaign!
-Who says? You gotta get more prick in you fast!
Like Karl Rove!
Labels: compaign, homosexuality, one-issue campaign, Rove
