Wednesday, December 01, 2010
Trombone
-You'll recall we bent a few rules to get our Senator's retarded
nephew, Elmo, into Interior. Graduated from nothing.
-Dumbest sonofabitch ever to draw breath. Apt pupil,
thus, when homeschooled in Communist conspiracies
by mad parents.
-I thought we could forget him, being Interior’s problem now,
but oversight gombahs want to cut them fifteen percent.
Axing the new hires for a start.
-That's Senator Dressler, aka Trombone. You call him
and inform him of the magic circle around ole Elmo.
-He's making independent noises lately. What if he refuses?
-Then tell him we'll take away the one around him.
-Should I call The Secretary too?
-Don’t be ridiculous!
-You'll recall we bent a few rules to get our Senator's retarded
nephew, Elmo, into Interior. Graduated from nothing.
-Dumbest sonofabitch ever to draw breath. Apt pupil,
thus, when homeschooled in Communist conspiracies
by mad parents.
-I thought we could forget him, being Interior’s problem now,
but oversight gombahs want to cut them fifteen percent.
Axing the new hires for a start.
-That's Senator Dressler, aka Trombone. You call him
and inform him of the magic circle around ole Elmo.
-He's making independent noises lately. What if he refuses?
-Then tell him we'll take away the one around him.
-Should I call The Secretary too?
-Don’t be ridiculous!
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