Monday, January 17, 2011
Radio Strategy
-Rat ta tat tat! Yeah!
-I like the recording better than your lame sound effect.
What's it, AK 47?
-Nah, AK one sweeping fuckin combined explosion!–aural smear from hell! It's a Glock. Like...you only wanna
take a small room out?
-Yeah, like Lefty meeting! Well I want all our radio hosts
to substitute it for bumper music.
-Corporate says temporary soft pedal. Mayhem in the news and all that?
-Fuck them. Their own shit scares them.
-How about language, then? No quiet pseudo-rational?
-Bonfires!
-Aren’t you afraid of crazies acting on--
-Hey, crazies are consumers too. It's Buy Baby Buy!
That's what keeps you and me in five-buck champagne
with dollar store mac and cheese.
-You'd think we'd get more for prostituting ourselves.
-Might someday. No openings presently in Penthouse of Blood.
-Rat ta tat tat! Yeah!
-I like the recording better than your lame sound effect.
What's it, AK 47?
-Nah, AK one sweeping fuckin combined explosion!–aural smear from hell! It's a Glock. Like...you only wanna
take a small room out?
-Yeah, like Lefty meeting! Well I want all our radio hosts
to substitute it for bumper music.
-Corporate says temporary soft pedal. Mayhem in the news and all that?
-Fuck them. Their own shit scares them.
-How about language, then? No quiet pseudo-rational?
-Bonfires!
-Aren’t you afraid of crazies acting on--
-Hey, crazies are consumers too. It's Buy Baby Buy!
That's what keeps you and me in five-buck champagne
with dollar store mac and cheese.
-You'd think we'd get more for prostituting ourselves.
-Might someday. No openings presently in Penthouse of Blood.
Labels: AK47, Glock, guns, Talk Radio, violence
