Sunday, February 20, 2011
Ever Closer To the Pure
-I could pack up and move to China you know!
-To save my ten percent increase? I'm just keeping up
with inflation.
-That's the trouble. But not just! You’re adding to it.
-It's always the same with negotiations. You bellyache so,
we can't move it along.
-I gotta lot to bellyache--!
-One employee running an entire factory of robots!
Try finding that in China or anywhere else!
-I suppose you want more vacation too?
-What vacation? Running the place through my laptop
in some dump of cracked toilets and stinking food? And surrounded by other slaves like myself on "vacation."
No thanks.
-Slave indeed! You can't stay away from the hyperbole!
-Well, we're negotiating.
-My stomach is shot dealing with you!
-I can't do anything about that. Do you want me to run
two factories?
-Funny you should bring that up...
-I could pack up and move to China you know!
-To save my ten percent increase? I'm just keeping up
with inflation.
-That's the trouble. But not just! You’re adding to it.
-It's always the same with negotiations. You bellyache so,
we can't move it along.
-I gotta lot to bellyache--!
-One employee running an entire factory of robots!
Try finding that in China or anywhere else!
-I suppose you want more vacation too?
-What vacation? Running the place through my laptop
in some dump of cracked toilets and stinking food? And surrounded by other slaves like myself on "vacation."
No thanks.
-Slave indeed! You can't stay away from the hyperbole!
-Well, we're negotiating.
-My stomach is shot dealing with you!
-I can't do anything about that. Do you want me to run
two factories?
-Funny you should bring that up...
Labels: automation, labor negotiation, robot
