Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Future of Water
-Rotten eggs and...shit.
-Think...mountain steam, clean firs overhanging, snowy mountains reflected in placid eddies, ah!
-I can’t drink this crap! Can’t we get another?
-The chief beauty of Mountain-Stream Icy Elixir is that it’s the only brand available. Although the corporations and their Republicans have polluted all surrounding waterways,
we still have this marvelous source of...Nature’s...!
-Whoa! It just caught on fire, right in the bottle!
-Too bad you opened it. No refund possible now.
Go to the website, the test for combustability in unopened bottles only ten bucks--the technology is incredible!
-Rotten eggs and...shit.
-Think...mountain steam, clean firs overhanging, snowy mountains reflected in placid eddies, ah!
-I can’t drink this crap! Can’t we get another?
-The chief beauty of Mountain-Stream Icy Elixir is that it’s the only brand available. Although the corporations and their Republicans have polluted all surrounding waterways,
we still have this marvelous source of...Nature’s...!
-Whoa! It just caught on fire, right in the bottle!
-Too bad you opened it. No refund possible now.
Go to the website, the test for combustability in unopened bottles only ten bucks--the technology is incredible!
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