Sunday, April 10, 2011
I went, in desperation, to Philanthropy.
The interview:
We don’t usually fund individuals. Groups carrying on our ideals, yes. For example, we want privatized education only. Put a buck in it and fuck the unions. To put it crassly.
There’s a real return for us there, ideologically.
Now with you...? Well, there’s one way we’ll go ahead:
The Ball Vise.
You see, you’ve splashed opinions this way and that.
We require focus. The Ball Vise is a bit uncomfortable
at first, but once we get the screws set right...that’s with a capital R heh heh...you’ll be just fine for yourself and for us.
And, of course, for the Nation.
The interview:
We don’t usually fund individuals. Groups carrying on our ideals, yes. For example, we want privatized education only. Put a buck in it and fuck the unions. To put it crassly.
There’s a real return for us there, ideologically.
Now with you...? Well, there’s one way we’ll go ahead:
The Ball Vise.
You see, you’ve splashed opinions this way and that.
We require focus. The Ball Vise is a bit uncomfortable
at first, but once we get the screws set right...that’s with a capital R heh heh...you’ll be just fine for yourself and for us.
And, of course, for the Nation.
Labels: Philanthropy, Philanthropy and Political Control
