Monday, August 08, 2011
Two Campaign Advisors
-"I don't think it's that big a deal!" Times informs us
you emitted that.
-Wrong again! It's all a big deal! And did your numbers dive!
-We give you talking points. Hammer them!
-Not relevant, you say? To the topic under discussion?
-Who wants that egghead shit?
-Just hammer!
-And stay out of 7-11, where that cute Newsweek
chick cornered you.
-"It's the sorta thing that sorta sorts itself out."
-That Midwest Prose gem sent Leno into a tizzy.
-Hey! Okay! So you're right at last. Now get down off
your high horse!
-Yeah, one talking point gets us excoriated even in
our own media.
-C'est la guerre!
-At any rate, you’re out there fighting to make the streets
of America free! So you must step on a few toes.
-We didn't say fair. That's the other party's schtick.
-Besides, every ape knows you hafta risk to get bananas.
-Do we know where you'd like to put them?
-Do! Be our first thrill from this campaign!
-"I don't think it's that big a deal!" Times informs us
you emitted that.
-Wrong again! It's all a big deal! And did your numbers dive!
-We give you talking points. Hammer them!
-Not relevant, you say? To the topic under discussion?
-Who wants that egghead shit?
-Just hammer!
-And stay out of 7-11, where that cute Newsweek
chick cornered you.
-"It's the sorta thing that sorta sorts itself out."
-That Midwest Prose gem sent Leno into a tizzy.
-Hey! Okay! So you're right at last. Now get down off
your high horse!
-Yeah, one talking point gets us excoriated even in
our own media.
-C'est la guerre!
-At any rate, you’re out there fighting to make the streets
of America free! So you must step on a few toes.
-We didn't say fair. That's the other party's schtick.
-Besides, every ape knows you hafta risk to get bananas.
-Do we know where you'd like to put them?
-Do! Be our first thrill from this campaign!
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