Monday, October 17, 2011
Movers
-I had signed up with Lawn Care For Pennies
when I discovered a top executive right here
in our pretend-affluent neighborhood!
-Let me know if the boys aren’t keeping things
florescent green.
-And a fellow drunk to boot!
-How bout some hair of the dog? What you got?
-Estelle just put in fancy-pants liqueurs. Any hope in
that bunch?
-If you wanna puke, yes.
-Well let’s whip something up with a few ingredients
of a drier variety.
-Old is better.
-I had a question last week when you were incommunicado. Cell phone off.
-Working on hush-hush something in Far East.
-Anyway, I reached the 800 number in Calcutta.
-Globalism for better or for worse.
-Guy was helpful and mega polite. Oxford accent.
-I'll look into that. We specified American.
-I think it's more pleasant, sort of a lilt.
-Then I'll give your our UK number when you
give me a drink.
-I had signed up with Lawn Care For Pennies
when I discovered a top executive right here
in our pretend-affluent neighborhood!
-Let me know if the boys aren’t keeping things
florescent green.
-And a fellow drunk to boot!
-How bout some hair of the dog? What you got?
-Estelle just put in fancy-pants liqueurs. Any hope in
that bunch?
-If you wanna puke, yes.
-Well let’s whip something up with a few ingredients
of a drier variety.
-Old is better.
-I had a question last week when you were incommunicado. Cell phone off.
-Working on hush-hush something in Far East.
-Anyway, I reached the 800 number in Calcutta.
-Globalism for better or for worse.
-Guy was helpful and mega polite. Oxford accent.
-I'll look into that. We specified American.
-I think it's more pleasant, sort of a lilt.
-Then I'll give your our UK number when you
give me a drink.
Labels: 800 number, globalism, India
