Saturday, October 29, 2011
The Other Shoe
The man upstairs at my hotel on Lake Ware was noisy.
At about 2AM he dropped one clunky shoe.
Unfortunately I suffered a massive stroke then.
During the Great Recall of 5076, I was revived and,
as you can imagine, had to hear that other shoe drop,
so went to The Sound Registry as soon as I could.
After it played, granting me closure, a message charged
the surrounding air concerning Bisbee Landsome Hocknach,
74-term Republican Congressman, that he:
“climbs trees at night to blow sleeping apes.”
When I got home, my computer flashed that I was under
house arrest for generating that description.
I pressed my Law Button and was informed by my team
that they were having the order rescinded immediately.
They explained that since I was part of the Great Lobotomy Section of the Great Recall, I thereby lost the projecting
area of my brain.
I never missed it and don't now. Without it I’m safe forever.
The man upstairs at my hotel on Lake Ware was noisy.
At about 2AM he dropped one clunky shoe.
Unfortunately I suffered a massive stroke then.
During the Great Recall of 5076, I was revived and,
as you can imagine, had to hear that other shoe drop,
so went to The Sound Registry as soon as I could.
After it played, granting me closure, a message charged
the surrounding air concerning Bisbee Landsome Hocknach,
74-term Republican Congressman, that he:
“climbs trees at night to blow sleeping apes.”
When I got home, my computer flashed that I was under
house arrest for generating that description.
I pressed my Law Button and was informed by my team
that they were having the order rescinded immediately.
They explained that since I was part of the Great Lobotomy Section of the Great Recall, I thereby lost the projecting
area of my brain.
I never missed it and don't now. Without it I’m safe forever.
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