Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Pillow Talk
-It's always good, that speech. Caught it on CSPAN.
-I'm a little tired of it.
-Then why not give another?
-It must pass under dozens of eyes beforehand. As you know
from your boss.
-Politics is tiresome. Worst the higher you go.
-You got that right. But I come here to forget it.
-That's nigh impossible for both of us.
-Well, just let's keep our little secret.
-I hope so...but your wife gave me that look. Some conference or other. I just dropped in.
-What do you mean, that look?
-Indescribable to males.
-You're just getting a little paranoid. She showed no sign when I gave her watch charges by light. No battery.
-Lovely! So, expect the same for my birthday?
-The strategy works. If I gave both of you different things,
I could get tripped up with her. Asking if she still liked something I really gave you.
-Not necessary anymore. She knows--I’m open to all
kinds of variety!
-Not a thing. Show me the look. Show it to me!
-No use. Too subtle for your sex. Especially a brain
factory like you.
-Nobody dumber mid the ladies.
-I'm training you.
-I suppose so is she. I'll be a total pansy before it's over.
-Now that’s just not possible! Besides...it's never over.
-Christ! Where are the mistresses without the PhDs?
-Yearning for what I got.
-Flattery will get you everywhere.
-What I’m hoping.
-It's always good, that speech. Caught it on CSPAN.
-I'm a little tired of it.
-Then why not give another?
-It must pass under dozens of eyes beforehand. As you know
from your boss.
-Politics is tiresome. Worst the higher you go.
-You got that right. But I come here to forget it.
-That's nigh impossible for both of us.
-Well, just let's keep our little secret.
-I hope so...but your wife gave me that look. Some conference or other. I just dropped in.
-What do you mean, that look?
-Indescribable to males.
-You're just getting a little paranoid. She showed no sign when I gave her watch charges by light. No battery.
-Lovely! So, expect the same for my birthday?
-The strategy works. If I gave both of you different things,
I could get tripped up with her. Asking if she still liked something I really gave you.
-Not necessary anymore. She knows--I’m open to all
kinds of variety!
-Not a thing. Show me the look. Show it to me!
-No use. Too subtle for your sex. Especially a brain
factory like you.
-Nobody dumber mid the ladies.
-I'm training you.
-I suppose so is she. I'll be a total pansy before it's over.
-Now that’s just not possible! Besides...it's never over.
-Christ! Where are the mistresses without the PhDs?
-Yearning for what I got.
-Flattery will get you everywhere.
-What I’m hoping.
Labels: mistress, pillow talk, politics, sex