Tuesday, December 27, 2011
A Small Dinner
The candidate sent back the chicken. Which led to jokes.
Lobbyist finally saying it was donated by his opponent.
Another pointed out the happy news that no women
were present.
“No,” laughed Senator ______, “that'd be cruel and unusual punishment!” He shifted to a story where uppity blacks get
put in their place by a comic ruse.
The pollster warned to go easy on the blacks, “a block or two
mysteriously leaning our way. But women are always fair game–why they tell the same jokes of their own voracious sexuality!”
“That’s cuz they know each other so well!” offered the Senator.
The parson stayed sober enough to give the closing prayer,
the rest trying not to fart during its intoning.
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