Thursday, January 19, 2012
Impressive News Debut
-You're a first-termer and have already violated the
cardinal precept!
-With embellishments. O what a head!
-Never be caught in bed with a dead woman or a live boy!
You managed both at once.
-Well...been some drinking.
-The 9-1-1 call from the dwarf has gone viral.
Was he in the bed too?
-Takes such little space.
-Your bible-belting constituents will never send you back.
-I don't care. One-T-R as we say.
-Meaning?
-You can get rich in a term.
-Meanwhile, small criminal justice problem?
-Lady died of natural causes.
-And the boy?
-Cute!
Labels: Never be caught in bed with a dead woman or a live boy, politics
