Saturday, January 28, 2012
New Death Problems
When Jerry came home from work he danced around with his infant daughter, her tiny fist closed round his index finger.
“My Princess! You’re my princess!” whirled he faster
and faster.
Jeanette finally caught up and snatched the baby away as
Jerry collapsed into a sofa, purple-faced.
When the medics came they shook their heads.
The new Jerry loves the dancing part, and friends
can’t tell the difference.
After the initial diagnosis, the cloning had started,
and Dr Ricky’s team had to put New Jerry into
the accelerator when Jerry started failing.
Jeanette confided to Lucy-Lil, “Like to get him
more interested in sex. Guess they didn’t plug
that component in.”
“Let’s go to Radio Shack!” Lucy-Lil insisted.
Jeanette shook her off, having to worry about Prudential.
They were refusing to pay off since Jerry wasn’t
technically dead under the Cloning Act.
But they did offer half the policy amount. Lucy-Lil spat
“Huh! They don’t even have HALF a leg to stand on!”
When Jerry came home from work he danced around with his infant daughter, her tiny fist closed round his index finger.
“My Princess! You’re my princess!” whirled he faster
and faster.
Jeanette finally caught up and snatched the baby away as
Jerry collapsed into a sofa, purple-faced.
When the medics came they shook their heads.
The new Jerry loves the dancing part, and friends
can’t tell the difference.
After the initial diagnosis, the cloning had started,
and Dr Ricky’s team had to put New Jerry into
the accelerator when Jerry started failing.
Jeanette confided to Lucy-Lil, “Like to get him
more interested in sex. Guess they didn’t plug
that component in.”
“Let’s go to Radio Shack!” Lucy-Lil insisted.
Jeanette shook her off, having to worry about Prudential.
They were refusing to pay off since Jerry wasn’t
technically dead under the Cloning Act.
But they did offer half the policy amount. Lucy-Lil spat
“Huh! They don’t even have HALF a leg to stand on!”
Labels: cloning
