Thursday, January 26, 2012
Tour
He took me to a gigantic warehouse. Many people
revolved there.
"We call it the Turntable of Political Thieves. Just press the
button when a particular one is in position, and he or she fires out the chute."
"But how can I tell which are Republicans and which Democrats?"
"Does it matter?"
"To me it does. Republicans are artists!"
"Well, we can laser-dot them. You are forbidden, however,
to choose a masturbator."
Labels: political thieves, politics
