Wednesday, February 29, 2012
BBC Interview of Virginia Anti-Abortion
Enforcement Group Members
BBC
I guess we must start with the controversies. As you might know, the governor is getting a document ready to curtail
your responsibilities.
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
Hey! Being Cunt Cops, there’s not enough to do.
BBC
Which is what caused you and Commander Lincoln here
and others to stop a Richmond motorist? He says you
roughed him up.
COMMANDER LINCOLN
Well, Commander Polk did.
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
Makes no difference who. We got immunity. Polk just
wanted to make him a man.
COMMANDER LINCOLN
Besides, we all chipped in and bought him a nice pink purse.
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
Eye-talian.
COMMANDER LINCOLN
Now that’s ignorant. We say ghinny where I come from.
BBC
Moving right along....
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
You’re not spose to make the jokes. That’s our job.
BBC
Quite right, uh, accurate.
COMMANDER LINCOLN
Let’s get to the orgy. You’re dying to.
BBC
Okay then, Roanoke Times called it a homosexual one.
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
(singing) When I’m not near-uh the girl I love-uve...
COMMANDER LINCOLN
(also) We love-uve the boys we’re near!
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
All piddle-paddle. Who cares? This Twenty First Century for godssakes!
COMMANDER LINCOLN
Queer shit sells!
BBC
What doesn’t is the much more important accusations of persistent Racism.
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
Stop there, Limey Person!
COMMANDER LINCOLN
Yeah, but you did nail it. Persistent!
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
That ain’t our fault. We’re just Cunt Cops. Look! You hafta be the biggest fool on God’s Green Earth not to know that these are political jobs. My Daddy a State Senator and Linc’s there, Mega Contributor.
COMMANDER LINCOLN
In a perfect world, they’d be co-auctioneers at Slave Market.
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
“What do you bid for this totally sexual woman?”
COMMANDER LINCOLN
“Coal black if that’s your preference!”
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
Did they start with a prayer?
COMMANDER LINCOLN
Nah! That’s now.
Enforcement Group Members
BBC
I guess we must start with the controversies. As you might know, the governor is getting a document ready to curtail
your responsibilities.
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
Hey! Being Cunt Cops, there’s not enough to do.
BBC
Which is what caused you and Commander Lincoln here
and others to stop a Richmond motorist? He says you
roughed him up.
COMMANDER LINCOLN
Well, Commander Polk did.
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
Makes no difference who. We got immunity. Polk just
wanted to make him a man.
COMMANDER LINCOLN
Besides, we all chipped in and bought him a nice pink purse.
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
Eye-talian.
COMMANDER LINCOLN
Now that’s ignorant. We say ghinny where I come from.
BBC
Moving right along....
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
You’re not spose to make the jokes. That’s our job.
BBC
Quite right, uh, accurate.
COMMANDER LINCOLN
Let’s get to the orgy. You’re dying to.
BBC
Okay then, Roanoke Times called it a homosexual one.
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
(singing) When I’m not near-uh the girl I love-uve...
COMMANDER LINCOLN
(also) We love-uve the boys we’re near!
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
All piddle-paddle. Who cares? This Twenty First Century for godssakes!
COMMANDER LINCOLN
Queer shit sells!
BBC
What doesn’t is the much more important accusations of persistent Racism.
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
Stop there, Limey Person!
COMMANDER LINCOLN
Yeah, but you did nail it. Persistent!
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
That ain’t our fault. We’re just Cunt Cops. Look! You hafta be the biggest fool on God’s Green Earth not to know that these are political jobs. My Daddy a State Senator and Linc’s there, Mega Contributor.
COMMANDER LINCOLN
In a perfect world, they’d be co-auctioneers at Slave Market.
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
“What do you bid for this totally sexual woman?”
COMMANDER LINCOLN
“Coal black if that’s your preference!”
COMMANDER JEFFERSON
Did they start with a prayer?
COMMANDER LINCOLN
Nah! That’s now.
Labels: anti-abortion, GOP and Race, homosexuality, Law, law enforcement, Virginia
