Thursday, February 02, 2012
“Sup R Pac”
-Robot’s terrific!
-You think so? Great!
-How’d you come up with–?
-Since Supremes say we’re a person, we decided to run ourselves instead of pouring money into nitwits.
Charity begins at home.
-Every right to!
-Of course needed a spokesman who wouldn’t tire
of repeating bromides, nor get videotaped with
a live boy or a dead girl in his bed.
-Greatest nation on the face of the Earth! What does
the robot do for sex?
-We’re not there yet. We’ll eventually move in a girl
robot for him. But it’s hard enough now just to program answers for the wild yahoos attending Town Halls.
-Opposition have homo robot?
-What else?
-And is ours a right-to-work robot?
-Emphatically! But we can’t, of course, offshore him.
-No perfection save in Heaven.
