Saturday, March 17, 2012
Enforcing Madness
DEPUTY
Started with fight between Mike and Marie outside
Kippy’s Kool Kup.
SHERIFF
Been called for those two before.
DEPUTY
It wound down and then Mark interfered.
SHERIFF
On which side?
DEPUTY
Marie's. Offered to marry her.
SHERIFF
Pretty drastic on the moment. But, ah, cottage
small by the waterfall! Did Mike rev back up in
his hurt and anger?
DEPUTY
Huge wrenching sobs. By this time the quarrel
has moved back to the bungalows.
SHERIFF
And the mischief makers among them?
DEPUTY
First, Melo.
SHERIFF
Stop with all the M's!
DEPUTY
Last one!...well not quite. Anyway he got a rifle for
birthday and proceeded to shoot it into the sky.
Reciting political slogans.
SHERIFF
Left or Right?
DEPUTY
Alternated.
SHERIFF
It can't stop there.
DEPUTY
One they call the Colonel?
SHERIFF
Interrupted his wet dream of glory to...
DEPUTY
obliterate concrete lawn jockeys and
plastic flamingos with his AK-47.
SHERIFF
No garden gnomes? Anyway, where are the Enforcers?
DEPUTY
Just arrived, Deputy Jerry getting colonel in bearhug.
SHERIFF
Thus restraining a sovereign nation!
DEPUTY
Other deputies grab other maniacs.
SHERIFF
Don't forget that love started it all.
DEPUTY
Whatever.
SHERIFF
But not over yet. PTT.
DEPUTY
Post Trauma Trauma? When it's all calmed down,
weirdness reappears? Bingo, Sheriff! When everybody
in cars for downtown ride, Marie's sister, Melody,
throws a harddrive out her window at Deputy Alice.
She had been asked for a statement but was studying
for a Calculus exam.
SHERIFF
Intellectual component. We lacked that.
DEPUTY
Anyway, Magistrate due to sort it out in morning
at his office.
SHERIFF
Don't stand too close to him.
DEPUTY
Does he go that way?
SHERIFF
Not entirely.
DEPUTY
Started with fight between Mike and Marie outside
Kippy’s Kool Kup.
SHERIFF
Been called for those two before.
DEPUTY
It wound down and then Mark interfered.
SHERIFF
On which side?
DEPUTY
Marie's. Offered to marry her.
SHERIFF
Pretty drastic on the moment. But, ah, cottage
small by the waterfall! Did Mike rev back up in
his hurt and anger?
DEPUTY
Huge wrenching sobs. By this time the quarrel
has moved back to the bungalows.
SHERIFF
And the mischief makers among them?
DEPUTY
First, Melo.
SHERIFF
Stop with all the M's!
DEPUTY
Last one!...well not quite. Anyway he got a rifle for
birthday and proceeded to shoot it into the sky.
Reciting political slogans.
SHERIFF
Left or Right?
DEPUTY
Alternated.
SHERIFF
It can't stop there.
DEPUTY
One they call the Colonel?
SHERIFF
Interrupted his wet dream of glory to...
DEPUTY
obliterate concrete lawn jockeys and
plastic flamingos with his AK-47.
SHERIFF
No garden gnomes? Anyway, where are the Enforcers?
DEPUTY
Just arrived, Deputy Jerry getting colonel in bearhug.
SHERIFF
Thus restraining a sovereign nation!
DEPUTY
Other deputies grab other maniacs.
SHERIFF
Don't forget that love started it all.
DEPUTY
Whatever.
SHERIFF
But not over yet. PTT.
DEPUTY
Post Trauma Trauma? When it's all calmed down,
weirdness reappears? Bingo, Sheriff! When everybody
in cars for downtown ride, Marie's sister, Melody,
throws a harddrive out her window at Deputy Alice.
She had been asked for a statement but was studying
for a Calculus exam.
SHERIFF
Intellectual component. We lacked that.
DEPUTY
Anyway, Magistrate due to sort it out in morning
at his office.
SHERIFF
Don't stand too close to him.
DEPUTY
Does he go that way?
SHERIFF
Not entirely.
Labels: law enforcement, love, politics
