Monday, March 05, 2012
Homeschooling U
STUDENT
Well, I read the first three Sociology chapters. Gibberish!
“PROFESSOR”
Well, we-uns gotta find head and tail.
STUDENT
Won’t be worth it.
“PROFESSOR”
Not your decision.
STUDENT
You’ll just use it to transmit your vicious prejudices anyway.
“PROFESSOR”
Well it’s homeschooling: its burning purpose! What do you think you get outside the family?
STUDENT
Greater variety of bias. Besides, I could play football.
“PROFESSOR”
We got Intro to Athletics. They haven’t sent that shit yet.
STUDENT
Can’t wait.
“PROFESSOR”
Have to. Shakespeare next.
STUDENT
Plays or sonnets?
“PROFESSOR”
Plays. Some good violent shit there!
STUDENT
No sonnets? At least they’re shorter.
“PROFESSOR”
Fairyland! Well, as much as I enjoy this academic
happy horseshit, gotta help pick some alternate
delegates to convention.
STUDENT
Let me guess which party.
STUDENT
Well, I read the first three Sociology chapters. Gibberish!
“PROFESSOR”
Well, we-uns gotta find head and tail.
STUDENT
Won’t be worth it.
“PROFESSOR”
Not your decision.
STUDENT
You’ll just use it to transmit your vicious prejudices anyway.
“PROFESSOR”
Well it’s homeschooling: its burning purpose! What do you think you get outside the family?
STUDENT
Greater variety of bias. Besides, I could play football.
“PROFESSOR”
We got Intro to Athletics. They haven’t sent that shit yet.
STUDENT
Can’t wait.
“PROFESSOR”
Have to. Shakespeare next.
STUDENT
Plays or sonnets?
“PROFESSOR”
Plays. Some good violent shit there!
STUDENT
No sonnets? At least they’re shorter.
“PROFESSOR”
Fairyland! Well, as much as I enjoy this academic
happy horseshit, gotta help pick some alternate
delegates to convention.
STUDENT
Let me guess which party.
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