Saturday, April 14, 2012
Housemates
-Checking email through tears?
-Nothing from whatsisface...just my mother...
informing me I'm the best and terrific.
-Not building character that way. Mine packages
blistering criticism towards that admirable end.
Goal is something called a lady.
-What are that, anyways?
-You start by simpering. But enough of family shit!
Let's order beer and Italian hoagies! Lots of hot peppers!
Fart all night!
-A contest! But who's to judge? Call some guys?
-Nah! Act like ‘em, don't want ’em around.
-Checking email through tears?
-Nothing from whatsisface...just my mother...
informing me I'm the best and terrific.
-Not building character that way. Mine packages
blistering criticism towards that admirable end.
Goal is something called a lady.
-What are that, anyways?
-You start by simpering. But enough of family shit!
Let's order beer and Italian hoagies! Lots of hot peppers!
Fart all night!
-A contest! But who's to judge? Call some guys?
-Nah! Act like ‘em, don't want ’em around.
