Wednesday, October 31, 2012
What Makes Partners Run?
-Hail to you thou Corporate Jew!
The sheep line up for fleecing.
More aggressive ones to the fore!
Only God could’ve made such a world!
-Will it bother you that I'm not Jewish?
-Bother me? I haven't been bothered
since I just missed jail time on another
scheme-dream. But that was amateur and
this, professional perfecto!
-Confidence always worries me.
-In measure, dear un-Jewish Sir. In measure.
We’ll make the suckers wait a bit. Pockets still open.
-Are you worried about new laws?
-Nah. The Republicans get bought immediately, Democrats give homilies
first. But it's all the same.
-In the Catbird Seat, huh?
-I like that! He sings the last song he heard
with his whole heart! As if it's his own.
-Sorry...but things going too well. I'm for hedging some bets.
-Hedge? Fine! Run that thing right and it's the
biggest scam yet devised by man.
-You don't object if we gain some things sort of morally?
-No way! I've been to church. Give that a
shot too. You do what you have to do.
Labels: con, finance, Financial Shenanigans
