Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Hooray for
"Plot involves hairdresser, let’s call him
Bruce, because cliches are easier to deal
with this morning. Anyway, what he
learns from his clients lays the ground-
work for his second career: Cat Burglar!
Anyway, get me a masculine actor.
Anyway, get me a masculine actor.
I’m sick of these pseudo macho men
who camp it up because they’re afraid
we’ll think them queer.
How about Relitzky? Uh huh, yeah, I know. Brute! He eats steel and shits bullets!
Are you finally through? Too hard edged? Couldn’t sell Bruce?
How about Relitzky? Uh huh, yeah, I know. Brute! He eats steel and shits bullets!
Are you finally through? Too hard edged? Couldn’t sell Bruce?
Yada yada yada! No empathy there at all?
I...uh...wouldn’t worry about that.
I...uh...wouldn’t worry about that.
I know him better than you.
And his wives.
(Sings) And the boy he left behind him,
where the River Drava flows.”
where the River Drava flows.”
Labels: Cat Burglar, crime, Hollywood, homosexuality
