Sunday, March 24, 2013
Wine Snob
-You’ve seen movies. Thus the pouring and sniffing and swishing?
-Not a problem.
-Then you must say something, after a pause.
-Like? “How interesting all attempts to be interesting.”
-Not bad. Some bite and that’s the idea mostly.
How about: “a blunt attempt, more savage than Sauvignon.”
That’s the thrust anyway.
-Veto! That’s too nasty-queer. Wish to maintain my
battered hetero...
-Nonsense! Why knock it and not try it?
-The Betties have ruined me, be fucked if I let the
Bruces start.
-I’m talking love, not your coarse view of it.
-We’re getting far afield of wine.
-Nothing is.
-Glad I’m not paying for these lessons.
-I’m hoping you will. Oh my! Relax, Mr Face of Thunder!
-You’ve seen movies. Thus the pouring and sniffing and swishing?
-Not a problem.
-Then you must say something, after a pause.
-Like? “How interesting all attempts to be interesting.”
-Not bad. Some bite and that’s the idea mostly.
How about: “a blunt attempt, more savage than Sauvignon.”
That’s the thrust anyway.
-Veto! That’s too nasty-queer. Wish to maintain my
battered hetero...
-Nonsense! Why knock it and not try it?
-The Betties have ruined me, be fucked if I let the
Bruces start.
-I’m talking love, not your coarse view of it.
-We’re getting far afield of wine.
-Nothing is.
-Glad I’m not paying for these lessons.
-I’m hoping you will. Oh my! Relax, Mr Face of Thunder!
Labels: homosexuality, snob, wine
