Thursday, June 27, 2013
Wench Dead?
In Another Country
-I had no legs and met a man with no cock.
-How’d he pee?
-Through a kinda straw.
-Extraordinary!
-Pronounce it ex-TRAW-din-ree, like the Brits.
-Sort of crispier?
-You got it! Never caught your name by the way.
-Raw Expletive.
-Ex-TRAW-din-ree!
-You think so? Not around here. Besides, I married Expletive Deleted.
-You balance each other out?
-I wouldn’t say that.
-Well, gotta wheel! But won’t get far. Charging station for my chair?
-That’s Socialism.
-I expect to pay.
-Then you’ll never be disappointed.
Labels: charging station, expletive, mutilated, socialism
