Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Lady Astor's Begonias
Messaging
-She peed on Lady Astor’s begonias.
-That took special effort. Why not just the grass alongside?
-A message pee!
-Besides, it’s not Lady Astor, is it?
-We’ve always called her that as a joke. But she’s mega rich too.
-How about Pee-girl’s partner in crime?
-He punched the officer responding.
-Nice people in this town.
-Can’t get work! Lady Astor’s club has clamped down on hiring.
-Do they have reasons?
-Yeah. Chief of which they don’t give a shit!
Labels: crime, rebellion, scorn, unemployment, wealth
