Thursday, August 29, 2013
Getting Married Again
Target and Opposition
-Unless you want to become some really old September-
May joke, you’re running out of time to get married
-Well, as bad as I’ve done, it does suit me. I don’t know
how all these guys stand the loneliness!
-They don’t. Drink, or act out in infantile ways.
-Brrr! I don’t wanna become that kind of laughing stock.
-Well, at your age, it’s late! You gotta mount a campaign!
Pick out a target and bombard her with the whole smear:
gifts, and minute-by-minute professions of love.
-You got it! It is! Now get yourself in shape for it!
-I don’t have the energy.
-Invent it! Guys with less are swooping up all the...
-The WHAT? The women who pay attention to me
are as jaded and faded as I am.
-The both of you gotta grasp at that last straw!
-A good BM makes me happy. Hardly romance is it?