Wednesday, September 04, 2013
Taking Care of the Girls
Repeal For Love
Senator Yance Rancey fell back on the folksy
when pressed by reporters.
"Alls I can say was married three times, the lady
more hysterical than the last one."
They dug at him for more quotes, but he turned grave.
"The science says women shouldn't vote! End of story!"
His political guy, who had been with him since the
scratch-ass beginning, laughed, "Well we couldn't
gerrymander the girls, but you're gonna repeal them."
"Just the voting part."
The senator held up a sign: Repeal for Love.
“And where did that ‘science’ come from?"
“I ordered it up.”
“Let me know when you do that! We’ll supply some
meat and potatoes.”
“Will do. Anyhow, what's bottom line?”
“We'll win. But how can it be anything but temporary?
They'll mobilize and get the male pussies behind
them again. We'll have three years.”
“That's enough to get rid of a whole lot of other shit
in the Constee-whatchacallit-stution!”
“Some ride!”
“Wez both enjoyin’ the shit outa it!"
Labels: Constitution, future, repealing 19th Amendment, women's vote
