Monday, October 14, 2013
When Something Truly Horrifies, Make a Commercial
To Oldster, pants falling down at O'Hare
We all look the other way
until you get them up,
and loop belt, no harm,
but help
when your shoes go astray--
even TSA Dude. Airlines
feature beautiful ads, slickest
plane slides over blue, super-
warm service inside immaculate tube.
Like horror flick
renaming itself
Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.
Labels: air travel, security measures, service, TSA