Saturday, March 08, 2014
Bugs&Sex
Varied Wars
If you see one Ohgo, you have millions! Thus the professor had
announced on the drive to the puddle-jump airport.
Back at the hotel, Bix wanted to confer with Mona, since he
had reached his friend, LARRY BUG-GUY from his cellphone.
"All my trucks out, and my own had whole interior eaten away.
And I can't find Linnie! Ohgos got her too!--or it’s her flair for
the dramatic."
Bix told him he knew about such a condition from Mona’s.
The men laughed in their mutuality.
What both didn't know was that the two women had left together.
Notes from each confirmed this, but he and Larry had no time then,
because of the war against Ohgos.
The latter called in extra exterminators from Millport and Askew
and Bridgehaven.
When victory assured, Sheriff told Larry, "I didn't like your getting
them here. Outsiders is what caused your trouble and Bix's.
Their notions generally mess with women’s heads."
Bix quickly got out a special email newsletter.
Everything fine again and the little stream still burbles by our
Quaint Hotel. Everybody keeps the windows open to hear it!
25% reacquainted discount on all levels of rooms
The women returned, disenchanted with each other.
"It's life," Mona informed him. "It's all like that."
Bix too exhausted for one of their fights.
And later, when he wanted to talk Ohgos, she waved him off.
“And close the fuckin windows!” she requested.
Labels: bucolic, bugs, exterminate, infestation, marriage, men, outsiders, rustic, women
