Wednesday, March 05, 2014
Professional Football Draft
Varieties of Intelligence
-Owner wants fewer criminals or dummies.
-Excuse me! Guy quotes Shakespeare!
-A gimmick. They've primed him with a few and he spouts
'em out. Don't apply to anything.
-Reporters impressed.
-Well, we can't be. Another dope.
-If you're sure.
-Dumb as a bag of hammers.
-Certain brutal aspects of the game where such...!
-Not enough. I say we pass on him. Eggplant!
-Wrong image. Try a yellow squash.
-Whaaa?
-He's Chinese.
-Scouting DVDs not that close, but...impossible! Those people
don't have dopes!
-The glorious, golden exception!
Labels: football, intelligence, player draft, professional football, scouting
