Wednesday, March 26, 2014
Vows
Monette flunked the forsaking all others category.
She blamed Chuppy for convincing her to marry him.
Wasn’t, like, built for it.
Chuppy volunteered for the one-way assignment to Mars.
“They’d better hurry. I don’t see much getting done,” friend
Harv cracked.
“Won’t be much longer.”
“Well, I see you daily, but in case I forget to say goodbye...”
“Don’t worry. I won’t forget.”
“Be a lot of horny women there after a while. Up to it?”
“So long as I don’t hafta talk.”
Labels: horny, marriage, Mars, women