Saturday, October 18, 2014
The Place of Coffee and Enactment
Misty complains that Rudolph is not getting
Buck right.
Misty:
He’s all four-letter words!
Rudolph:
It’s acting. We suggest. If it’s one f-word
after the other, it’s too disgusting.
Misty:
Yeah it is! That’s him!
Darla steps in and plays Buck. She’s withering!
Rudolph:
Wow! Hidden fires.
Darla:
I suppose. I do fury!
The judge has decreed that Buck come in later
and watch the DVD. He sits like a librarian.
Buck:
A broad as me? How chick-flick!
Rudolph:
You’ll hafta watch it again and again if you don’t
say something positive.
Buck:
She uglier than I am.
But Buck does offer to play a part in the next psychodrama. He’s assigned sex-addict Carly. Really shimmies, even grabbing Rudolph by the crotch.
Rudolph:
Ouch! Don’t get carried away!
Buck:
We can be. Together.
In this tender moment, news comes that Rhonda has missed this performance to buy a gun!
Misty:
So what? It’s a Right To Shoot State!
But Darla inquires on her cell, finding out
it’s a gift to Rhonda’s mother for Mothers’ Day.
Buck:
So sweet! Like you!
Darla:
Stick to Rudolph, you pig!
Now Misty informs Buck that if he didn’t clean up
his act right now, she’d...!
Buck:
You’ll get Rhonda’s mother to shoot me, or Rudolph to blow me!
Rudolph:
You’re sub-human!
Buck:
You’ll love it! Ask Misty about my humongous package!
More Words follow, and Buck destroys the furniture. Cops get there, and him in a
choke-hold, and he squeaks out:
I’m innocent! They’re the criminals! Breaking up
loving relationships!
Misty has a change of heart then, hitting one
of the cops.
Buck:
See?
Labels: guns, love, manners, psychodrama, relationships, sex, therapy, violence
