Sunday, December 28, 2014
TV Requires Augmenting
Reality Therefore Arranged
-We can proved you cheated during the Race Down
the Mountain!
-It was foggy and we ran into a jeep. Trundled the whole
obnoxious crew into it.
-We have Truth on our side now!
-What’s that? We have ex-cons with edge. Add a totally
sexy bombshell, plus one woman who chews nails and shits
bullets, and we’re TV! You’re old radio. The whole weak
group huddled round the Sears Silvertone, and kissing
Grandpa’s and Grandma’s ass!
-Say what you want. We eventually win!
-Only cuz we agreed to the fix. Be much bigger next time.
Public loves it when nasties return.
-Well, we’ve learned some tricks also. Thus...
-Yeah, but you’re librarians! You read about Evil and
think that’s enough!
-There’ll be no fix this next time. We will legitimately triumph!
-Not a chance in Hell!
Labels: evil, fix, good, librarians, reality TV, winning
