Saturday, March 21, 2015

 

Yes, the Neighborhood Is Vulgar. No, It’s Not Always Unwise


-She says she can’t live without me!

-What do you say?

-Not much. I hardly know her. She’s making me up, and then
falling in love with the, the...making-up-thing that she...

-That’s cuz you’re handsome!

-(soft) And stupid.

-But, you’re a man! Have you shown her that you’re a man!

-Not really.

-What’re you waiting for? What you think SHE’s waiting for?

-For ME!

-Damn straight!

-Well off he goes!  Romance in his pants! We’re not doing her any favors.

-Hey! That’s love. And insanity. She’ll get over him FAST!

-And we don’t even know if our hero can get it up.

-Evidence from the Y’s shower room indicates a miraculous 

surplus available! Could have charged admission.

-Having anything doesn’t mean you know how to use it.

-A freak with the IQ of a rubber plant!

-His mother speaks well of him.

-And his Aunt Dot?

-Of nobody!--Albert Schweitzer and Mother Teresa made to feel
like crumb-buns.

-I can’t help it! I love that kind of woman!

-You’re sick!

-Ah yes!


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