Friday, May 13, 2016
The text from Captain Ambrose
Hartaker to Captain Dolores Noler:
U locate troops wrong map sgmnt.
Back from her: Qwkly corrctd! On move!
He to Lt Charley Hosk: “Parallel Parking
She to Lt Eloise Nelson: “Honestly!
Later to both Captains in conference call
from Operation High-Top War Games
Referee, Colonel Harley "Biff" Grimes:
"Your units captured, high rate of
dead and wounded!"
Upon his hanging up, to fellow ref,
Colonel Max Grady: "The women at
least LOOK better."
Max: “How many incompetents does
it take to lose a war?”
"Or win one?"