Sunday, June 12, 2016
Med Nutz
-“A duck just slid over our filthy lagoon,
quacking loudly!
So I quacked back!”
At that point in the interview, my “Committee
of Doctors” whipped out notebooks and scribbled
a full five minutes.
Then they conferred. Then, quacked discordantly.
But...the Docs aren’t supposed to be nuts. That’s my role!
-It’s everybody role here. We’re all nuts and we’re all doctors.
You included. It’s an experiment.
-I’m...going back to religion!
-Was that your Rock?
-It sunk me, the way it does folks today.
-Well, what’s so bad about being crazy in the
secular sense? The food is good.
-Chef Otto. He came straight from the Waldorf,
after bursting his screws after a diner’s compliant
regarding a pistachio flan.
-He’s also a physician! Dusseldorf!
-They won’t settle for less than perfection here!
Labels: asylum, crazy, crazy doctors, doctor, insanity, psychiatric treatment
