Wednesday, July 13, 2016


Man dropped dead

& did it well

Girls, gathered again on Misty DeLand’s porch for the usual nothing, had witnessed his stumbling demise.

Jeanine: No yukky fluids came outa him. He left dry!

Misty: Wet? Dry? I don’t wanna go any which way!

Doris: No smell neither. I won’t go if I hafta stink!

Jeanine: The Princess!

Misty: Whose farts pollute the whole neighborhood!

Jeanine: But...noiselessly...

Misty: That’s what she’s Princess OF! SBDs!

Doris: Shall I bow to you both for con-whatchacallit-ferring my Title?

Jeanine: Carefully!

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