Saturday, April 22, 2017

 

Standards of Beauty


-My first husband was ugly. Like, I mean
“Meet-him-on-the-street-and-scream!” ugly.

-So nobody would steal him?

-You'd think. But Ugly became the vogue and
I had to fight the women off of him!

-What happened to the lovely blond hunks?

-Drug on the market, so they became queer for
each other

-Nothing happens in a vacuum.

-Uh huh? Especially the one in their collective head!

-Now now! So cruel to the boy dolls!

-I suppose. Our...uh...conversations, yours and mine,
always end up stupid shit, don’t they?

-Awaiting the right subject.

-You have patience!

-Only thing I’ve learned.

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