Saturday, August 19, 2017
Two Hells
Hell couldn't find the discount card
from the drug company.
Drs Itzer and Mackey thought
they could get the number
from somewhere, but Dr Berliner
went all tight-ass about it.
Addressing her: "So typical zis person!"
Heloise informed him that she wasn't
ready yet to examine herself in the
third-person.
Three weeks after the operation,
there it was! Under frozen mixed
vegetables in the frig.
Phoned the office and--thousand
to one--reached Berliner directly.
Who proved warm! Ending with
"Just note, go some soft mit der
Basso-Profundo. Don't want
you scare folk!"
“If you tone down the comic German!”
Helmut laughed.
Labels: German, lost article, low voice, operation, sex change
