Tuesday, October 17, 2017

 

Stealing Trash


Harrison P. Q. Croddings
named in one hundred sex
harassment suits brought
by three hundred lawyers!

Early transcription error!
Real drooling miscreant:
Q. P. initials!

But P. Q. ruined anyway?

Not a bit of it!

Must have some reputation
to begin with.

When he saw he wasn’t harmed,
he has a stranger visit him.

Deep Thought!

He decides to acquire a reputation.

After cliched blood, sweat, and tears,
does.

Inventing Clench-It-All-At-Once.

Now I know you’ve heard of IT from TV!

He maintains a harem in New Jersey presently.

Aids that state, too, in bringing back Big Hair.

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