Tuesday, October 17, 2017
Stealing Trash
Harrison P. Q. Croddings
named in one hundred sex
harassment suits brought
by three hundred lawyers!
Early transcription error!
Real drooling miscreant:
Q. P. initials!
But P. Q. ruined anyway?
Not a bit of it!
Must have some reputation
to begin with.
When he saw he wasn’t harmed,
he has a stranger visit him.
Deep Thought!
He decides to acquire a reputation.
After cliched blood, sweat, and tears,
does.
Inventing Clench-It-All-At-Once.
Now I know you’ve heard of IT from TV!
He maintains a harem in New Jersey presently.
Aids that state, too, in bringing back Big Hair.
Labels: Law, legal transcription, New Jersey, reputation, Sexual Harassment
