Thursday, December 14, 2017

 

Rival


I heard his struggle on the stairs, feet clattering, 
and asked Ambrose.

“Only I have met him. University abandoned 
him when fed money dried up. Anyway, Pete...!”

“The man-sized penguin?”

“Bigger. He fuckin LOOMS!”

“He lives up there?”

“You could call it that.”

“Do you.. talk?”

“Holds up his end.”

“Amazing!”

“You heard him coming back from his swim.
They let him use Heckherd Pool.”

“Least they could do!”

“By the way, lusts after human females, 
especially your Sally-Jo.”

“I’ll warn her to beware of feathered dongs!”

"Laugh on Macduff! Ever hear of tickle games?”








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instant classic
 
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